Alas, I know not what my fate is to be, for I have been pressed into service as Chief Mapmaker aboard the Cloven Nemesis. I shouldn't have believed them when they told me it was only a three hour tour. I most probably be kill in the morning.

I know the big dipper, and thats the belt of psoriasis or something...... And NO- thats not a new continent- that's what I ate for dinner. Port or Starboard? I don't care-whicever one goes with seafood is fine. Is a land-ho any different then a regular ho, and isn't atoll what the bell does?

Here's my best shot - Arrrhg you matie persons, no? not yet? God help the helmsman.